Hong Kong

HOLY SHIT, update. Just some pictures I snapped during my trip in HK.

Guest Blog 3 – Amazing Haikus.

Guest blog by [a really cool] ANONYMOUS [person].

presty presty pres.
presty presty presty pres.
presty presty pres.

I am a fish ball
A roly poly fish ball
curry is my friend

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don’t make sense
refrigerator

That is all, which one is the best?

Teacher Fail

Seriously, how this guy got hired by UCC is beyond me. =/

Cardboard Box

What’s this suspicious box doing by the side-walk?

“!”

Snake? Snake?!? SNAKKEEE!?!??!?!

Snake hiding at the Ville.

Guest Blog Part 2

In an attempt to revive this dying blog, Hilary has decided to write another guest blog. Yay. I was told to add something to make it less boring, but I have nothing to say and exams are near. Anyways here it is:

So yes, I get to do another guest blog.

Thanks Jessica. Tony

I’m trying to be nice to her, so I’m not going to do any insults. Yay =]

So I thought a long time about what to write about. Because my last guest blog was pretty much just assembling a bunch of things other people wrote with random interjections from me and that is cool but not as cool as it could be. And after all that thinking, I still don’t know what to write about.

I feel so sick. Starbucks Gingersnap latte is nice if you get a tall but do not get a grande or a venti, it’s just too much and makes you want to throw up.

Ahaha Starbucks story. I head down to Patrick’s one day, but I’m like half an hour early for my appointment, so I go to “LIVE HOURS” [as opposed to kill hours] at Starbucks. I ask for DEEPBREATH a tall shaken green tea lemonade, no ice. The guy behind the counter looks at me and then grabs a venti cup. So for those who do not know their Starbucks sizes, venti is the largest size, the cup is like a foot long >__< tall is the smallest [ironic, I know, it's American overconsumption] and it’s about half the size of a venti. So yeah and then the cashier charges me for a tall but the barista is like “oh yeah this cup is pretty tall WINK WINK” and then proceeds to fill it with my green tea lemonade. OMG IT WAS HUGE and I honestly took half an hour to drink it, so mission accomplished, I got to Patrick’s on time.

That was a random story, so I might as well finish my stories about going to Patrick’s because it was super interesting. I’m walking down Queen to Patrick’s and there’s a guy. On a big intersection. PEEING. Like right in front of everyone on the intersection. ACTUALLY. And all the pedestrians are like walking in a circle trying to avoid the wet patch. And while he’s doing so, a random girl is standing there yelling at him, saying he’s disgusting and blah, they were outside an art building so I’m guessing they’re both starving street artists. The guy was laughing and insulting her back. While peeing. Good. Multitasking skills. WOW.

As well, on the way to Patrick’s, after I passed peeing guy, I was stalked by like an old fifty year old woman who told me she liked my scarf and then followed me for three blocks. IT WAS SO SCARY I thought I was going to get mugged by an old ratty woman =(

So yeah I would tell the rest of my Patrick stories but I don’t want to.

I hope you enjoyed that rather random storytime session about me and my hair guy. Uh, yeah thanks Tony for dealing with my random guest blogs.

Peace.

The Beach. Part 2.

Follow-up geography field study trip to the beaches today. Wasted so much time camwhoring like Japanese tourists. Kind-of. Check em out on FB xD. The water was suprisingly clean looking. Now I just gotta hope I don’t get some sort of cancer from touching it D:

Anyways, here’s a nice canto song by 張敬軒 (Hins Cheung), 櫻花樹下 (Under the Sakura Tree):

Test.

Just testing the audio functions.

周杰倫的”一路向北”, 頭文字D的結曲.

Sick. Works.

Mudkipz.

Guest blog from Hilary, the epitome of mediocrity awesomeness. She must be so happy that I let her post on my incredibly awesome blog.

So Jessicakun was awesome enough to let me guest blog. Only I don’t know if he actually is that nice because it’s up to him to post this up and you know she is…anyway…

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIRST 2009 CHALLENGE IS OUT FACE OFF FACE OFF YEEEE YEEE YEEEEEEEEEEE!! So excited, looks awesome. Ignore that. kthanks.

ROCK BAND.

Anyway.

SENSES FAIL NEW ALBUM OUT IN OCTOBER, SQUEE?!

And AAR, yess. Pwnnnn.

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.

J’aime le français.

Omggggg mc solaar.

Omggggg den li jun.

ADHD.

Hello and welcome to the metro health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, as someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you’re paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line and we’ll trace your call. If you are delusional, please press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you are schizophrenic, listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press; no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 69696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until you hear a beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have a short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have no self-esteem, hang up—all our operators are too busy to talk.

kthanks.

I’m awesome.

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

I got up.

I got up who?

Then go to the bathroom.

AHAHAHAHA.

Yeah ok kudos to Dr Reinink for that one.

I love Susie Kim.

QED.

Yee yee gangstaaaaaaaaa.

<rob> hi

<emily> hey you

<rob> last night was nice

<emily> the best i’ve had

<rob> yeah it was AMAZING

<emily> ok, i have to ask

<emily> is this for real?

<emily> or is it just sex

<rob> definitely just sex

<emily> holy shit

<emily> are you serious?

<emily> you don’t know how much that made my stomach hurt

<emily> i want to cry

<rob> i’m sorry

<rob> i wanted to type ‘i love you’

<rob> but our line lengths were syncing up

<emily> …

<rob> and it would have broken the pattern

* emily has disconnected

http://www.xkcd.com/276/

“This blog is the epitome of awesome. Basically the opposite of you.”

“If you don’t agree with me, you’re wrong.” —> http://maddox.xmission.com

Yeah ok peace out I’m too cool and busy to keep writing this.

Not actually but yeah that’s enough of my junk for today.

OPTIMUS IS HOT.

What the hell just happened?

The Beach.

Haha never thought Toronto would have beaches like that. Looks like a tropical beach with the cliffs and shit. Took these on my geo field trip. Possibly the most pointless field trip ever, walked like 10k on a beach.

A Dark Knight.

Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now…and so we’ll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he’s not a hero.

He’s a silent guardian…

A watchful protector…

A dark knight.

My scanner is too bright. =/ As with everything I draw, it is copied because I am an uncreative bastard, so here is the source picture.